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maythefoxbewithyou:

He took a drink of my lemonade and then got mad because it was sour. Took it out on me!




guy:

wtf is he supposed to be beating his meat

guy:

wtf is he supposed to be beating his meat



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andrewpresents:

Neon Trees | 'Sleeping With A Friend' (The Chainsmokers Remix)

You can’t really stop The Chainsmokers these days. Thanks to their massive hit ‘#Selfie' which, for better or worse, has taken the world by storm, these guys have managed to catapult their music career to epic proportions. With all the attention The Chainsmokers are getting for their original music these days, it's refreshing that they still find time to remix other people's tunes as well. Their latest rework for Neon Trees 'Sleeping With A Friend' is quite a doozy. The duo took to their soundcloud to explain what they were going for with their latest mix, saying “for our production we wanted to go a little bigger with this one, something a little more aggressive but with a chunky bassline and fun melody topline to match the vocal…. all in all we think the track winded up sounding pretty awesome”. I'd have to agree guys the track does sound awesome and has transformed this into a huge banger.




"LOOK AT THE DOG"

 
- me every time there is a dog regardless of the situation (via guy)



drakefanclub:

sassyest:

clituorice:

Lindsay Lohan switches to the other side of the street when Tyler Oakley sneaks up on her

CHRIST

OHMYGOD




best-intentions:

lemounade:

lemounade:

if you started liking arctic monkeys after AM came out i don’t like you

indirect to every arctic monkeys “”“fan”“” at my school

God forbid someone isn’t fortunate enough to be introduced to a band until a v successful album is brought to their attention which they connect to and like and then discover all the music they’ve missed from them. wow sorry people are introduced to bands at different time periods.



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andrewpresents:

Colleagues | 'Tears' (Oliver Nelson Remix)

I’ve never shied away from expressing my love for Oliver Nelson and his remixes, but just in case you weren’t aware, Oliver knows how to turn anything he touches into pure gold. You can listen to the original version of ‘Tears’ here, though you’ll soon notice both are quite amazing in their own right.



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andrewpresents:

We Have Band | 'Someone' (Wize Remix)



posted 13 hours ago    via hipparents     · reblog

shitmishacollinssays:

couragemadnessfriendshiplove:

world-shaker:

Want to collaborate on a Google Doc with Nietzsche, Shakespeare, Dostoyevsky, Dickinson, Dickens and Poe? 
Click here. Start typing. Enjoy the hilarity. 
Ninja Update: Wanna see something fun? Mention Shakespeare in a sentence and see what happens. 

Poe kept writing distinctly into my sentences so I wrote ”Edgar, you’re not funny” aND HE BLATANTLY DELETED THE NOT I AM SO DONE WITH THIS ASDFKJL

Okay this is the best ever.dickens wrote something classicly racist / stereotypic so i told him to stop it and now emily dickinson and charles dickens won’t stop fighting over changing the spelling of ‘dickens’ back and forth between dickens and dickinson like the goddamn fairies and the pink and blue in sleeping beauty.

shitmishacollinssays:

couragemadnessfriendshiplove:

world-shaker:

Want to collaborate on a Google Doc with Nietzsche, Shakespeare, Dostoyevsky, Dickinson, Dickens and Poe? 

Click here. Start typing. Enjoy the hilarity. 

Ninja Update: Wanna see something fun? Mention Shakespeare in a sentence and see what happens. 

Poe kept writing distinctly into my sentences so I wrote ”Edgar, you’re not funny” aND HE BLATANTLY DELETED THE NOT I AM SO DONE WITH THIS ASDFKJL

Okay this is the best ever.
dickens wrote something classicly racist / stereotypic so i told him to stop it and now emily dickinson and charles dickens won’t stop fighting over changing the spelling of ‘dickens’ back and forth between dickens and dickinson like the goddamn fairies and the pink and blue in sleeping beauty.




northpoleziam:

WHY DO PEOPLE WITH STRAIGHT THIN HAIR ALWAYS SAY THEY WANT THICKER/NATURALLY CURLY/WAVY HAIR NO U FUCKIN DONT TRUST ME YOU WILL NOT WANT THIS FRIZZY ASS LION MANE WHEN ITS 80 DEGREES OR WHEN YOU HAVE TO BRUSH OUT A KNOT THE SIZE OF YOUR CAT OK






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muslcal:

wait//m83




furuyasatoru:

when u get a cute button up shirt and u think it’s going to fit and it does but. but then. u see it.  The Thing

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